INSIDE THE RIOT
The Superhero Squad Behind Your Focus And Flow...
Lion’s Mane — FOCUS SWITCH
🧠 Focus mode: ON. It’s the “get-stuff-done” shroom. Locks you in on tasks, boosts memory, and keeps the chaos quiet.
Reishi — CALM CONTROL
🌿Queen of chill. Reishi keeps your vibe steady while life throws curveballs. Calm energy, not sleepy energy.
Cordyceps — CLEAN DRIVE
🔥Natural energy that actually feels human — not like you just mainlined an energy drink.
Chaga — DEFENCE MODE
🍂A dark, roasty shroom packed with antioxidant ammo to keep you steady through the chaos.
Cocoa — COMFORT + KICK
🍫 Big chocolate energy. Small mushroom magic. The smooth operator that ties the blend together. Deep cocoa flavour with mood-boosting feels.
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HOW TO MAKE
Hot or Cold. Stir or Shake. 60 Seconds!
HOT METHOD
SCOOP — 1 heaped tbsp (10g) into a mug.
ADD — 200 ml hot water or hot milk.
STIR — 30 sec. WAIT 1 min. STIR again 30 sec.
ENJOY — bold cocoa, clean lift.
COLD SHAKER
SCOOP — 1 heaped tbsp into a shaker.
ADD COLD — 200–250 ml water/milk.
SHAKE — 20–30 sec. REST 2 min for best dissolve.
POUR + SIP — smooth, iced-cocoa vibes.
What even is Shroom Riot?
A next-gen mushroom drink built to replace your jittery coffee habit. Cocoa base, functional mushrooms, clean energy. Simple.
Does it actually taste good?
Yup. Think rich hot chocolate with a smooth, earthy edge — not “health powder weird.”
Is it coffee?
Nope — it’s better. Same focus kick, no crash, no bitterness, no bean-sweats.
Where do you ship from?
We have logistics warehouses in the UK, EU, US, Canada & Australia. That means for the vast majority of our customers: fast delivery and no surprise import fees.
How long does shipping take?
UK 2–4 days
EU 3–6 days
US 2–5 days
Rest of world up to 10 days
What if theres a problem or I don't like it?
Email us within 30 days at info@shroomriot.com. We’ll sort a refund or replacement — no drama.